+YOU ARE Richvard Poorman
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+Food prices are at an All time high, you cannot afford the cheapest food, BREAD (noncheese), which is evaluted at one (1) Gentoo
+You take out the largest loan your social credit score could get, of 100 Gentoo from the Spacebank of The Ratica,
+when the loan expires and the debt collectors finally capture you
+You were forced by debt to steal cheese
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+You have been forced to take potentially lethal amounts of Rat Growth Hormone,
+You are now a rat and naturally have a primal urge towards cheese,
+You are biologically required to consume large amounts of CHEESE or die of cheesits,
+You must comply,
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+You must, for the sake of the Spacebank in Superspace and to obey your own neural implant (which may explode)
+You Must Steal cheese from the Supersecure Swisssecured Cheese Variety Store (CHEESEBANK)
+You must comply,
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+You will likely not survive, and if you do you almost certainly will be arrested for Cheesetheft (a class Cheese felony)
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+You must escape moon prison (the worst prison)
+Your implant has malfunctioned, you now retain full power over your cheeseplant genetic modifier
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+You must take your revenge and start a rival bank from literally nothing (and a criminal record of theft)
+and totally absolutely destroy the Spacebank with greased economic force