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authorEmil Williams <emilemilemil@cock.li>
Tue, 14 Oct 2025 04:24:16 +0000 (04:24 +0000)
committerEmil Williams <emilemilemil@cock.li>
Tue, 14 Oct 2025 04:24:16 +0000 (04:24 +0000)
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cheese_space.txt [new file with mode: 0644]
goblins.txt [new file with mode: 0644]

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+YOU ARE Richvard Poorman
+
+Food prices are at an All time high, you cannot afford the cheapest food, BREAD (noncheese), which is evaluted at one (1) Gentoo
+You take out the largest loan your social credit score could get, of 100 Gentoo from the Spacebank of The Ratica,
+when the loan expires and the debt collectors finally capture you
+You were forced by debt to steal cheese
+
+You have been forced to take potentially lethal amounts of Rat Growth Hormone,
+You are now a rat and naturally have a primal urge towards cheese,
+You are biologically required to consume large amounts of CHEESE or die of cheesits,
+You must comply,
+
+You must, for the sake of the Spacebank in Superspace and to obey your own neural implant (which may explode)
+You Must Steal cheese from the Supersecure Swisssecured Cheese Variety Store (CHEESEBANK)
+You must comply,
+
+You will likely not survive, and if you do you almost certainly will be arrested for Cheesetheft (a class Cheese felony)
+
+--
+You must escape moon prison (the worst prison)
+Your implant has malfunctioned, you now retain full power over your cheeseplant genetic modifier
+
+--
+You must take your revenge and start a rival bank from literally nothing (and a criminal record of theft)
+and totally absolutely destroy the Spacebank with greased economic force
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+TOTAL GOB DEATH (TGD)
+
+Entry: containment system (two bridges containing a long path as to suspend goblins indefinitely)
+       dwarf bypass (continuous dwarf action after successful containment)
+       regular dwarf passageways sealable without detering gob
+       total lockdown redundancy
+
+       2+? containment switches
+       1 bypass switch                                   DORF
+       1/2 passageways switch sealable                   ARCHERS
+       segmentation and redundancy is critical in Entry
+                                                       %%%%%%%%%%%%  /---\
+Unfair Combat: openable shooting gallary               ^^^^^^^^^^^^/-/   \\--
+               water floodsystem                                    g| # |d  BASED
+               totally unfair bottleneck         ----->    DUMB     g  #  d  DORF CHAD
+               astronomically based collapsable roof \     GOBLIN   g  #  d  ARCHERS
+               " Just in case " - Dwarven Enginer Depot.   ARCHERS  g| # |d
+                                                                   \-\ # //--
+                                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^  |   |
+                                                       %%%%%%%%%%%%  \---/
+
+                                                          DORF ARCHERS
+
+                                                       
+                                                                   ^ = drawbridge
+                                                                   % = fortification