From: Emil Williams Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2025 09:22:57 +0000 (-0600) Subject: Hail satan X-Git-Url: https://git.xolatile.top/?a=commitdiff_plain;h=208e0da00dd54ff408322caa19fc4d8265301c67;p=emil-chud.cyou.git Hail satan img -- -- rm rm -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- fuck lfs, it really sucks -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- daata -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --- diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes deleted file mode 100644 index ebefba9..0000000 --- a/.gitattributes +++ /dev/null @@ -1,2 +0,0 @@ -*.avif filter=lfs diff=lfs merge=lfs -text -*.png filter=lfs diff=lfs merge=lfs -text diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a17fa96 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitignore @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +help.html diff --git a/404.html b/404.html index 15fbc42..3a17ce5 100644 --- a/404.html +++ b/404.html @@ -1,15 +1,15 @@ - - + + - + diff --git a/css/style.css b/css/style.css index b6f961a..5e380b5 100644 --- a/css/style.css +++ b/css/style.css @@ -8,9 +8,6 @@ padding-left: 5em; p, div { padding: 0em 2em 0em 2em; } -body { -background: url(/img/flowers.png) repeat 0 0; -} a:link { color: blue; text-decoration: none; diff --git a/help.html b/help.html deleted file mode 100644 index f24c152..0000000 --- a/help.html +++ /dev/null @@ -1,45 +0,0 @@ - - - - Sopel Help - - - - -

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You're Illegally in ✶Chud Airspace✶

Get the fuck out
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I fucking LOVE avif

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I fucking HATE Git LFS

We will forsake our countries, we will leave our mother lands behind us, and become one with CHUDness.

We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology, and no bitches.

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I demand FREE SHEKELS
for buying the dip of INTC
and paying back the fines I keep getting from the German government

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monero:89YhoqxStExKtzQJh119MULDWqGr8WBspLFp9X34KyEacdK8Y2zaWHVeQoR1UpPqxoTzxxGpPiLm374xtstMrJ3TGTgFV3V"

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-( $55.77 + ${jewish_student_loan} + ${bail} + ${credit_card_interest} + ${inherited_dept} + ${court_fees} + ${crack_dept} + ${what_i_own_to_the_jewish_mob} + ${what_i_own_to_the_german_trannies} + ${powdered_milk_for_wifes_boyfriends_baby[0-3]} ) +( $55.77 + ${jewish_student_loan} + ${bail} + ${credit_card_interest} + ${inherited_dept} + ${court_fees} + ${crack_dept} + ${what_i_own_to_the_jewish_mob} + ${what_i_own_to_the_german_trannies} + ${powdered_milk_for_wifes_boyfriends_baby[0-3]} + ${paying_lfs_damages} )

(that's negative if you didn't notice)

CHUD.CYOU was created by this internationally wanted chud

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Emil me about your lady-like concerns.

1 BILLION YEARS of torture will be admitted to copyright ignorers

Just kidding, all shit on this website is Public Domain, except this sentence

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Warning: php.ini: $ini_name ($ini_val) set lower than $var_name ($var_val)\n
"); + }; + + $warn_config_value('upload_max_filesize', 'MAX_FILESIZE', CONFIG::MAX_FILESIZE); + $warn_config_value('post_max_size', 'MAX_FILESIZE', CONFIG::MAX_FILESIZE); + $warn_config_value('max_input_time', 'UPLOAD_TIMEOUT', CONFIG::UPLOAD_TIMEOUT); + $warn_config_value('max_execution_time', 'UPLOAD_TIMEOUT', CONFIG::UPLOAD_TIMEOUT); +} + +//extract extension from a path (does not include the dot) +function ext_by_path(string $path) : string +{ + $ext = pathinfo($path, PATHINFO_EXTENSION); + //special handling of .tar.* archives + $ext2 = pathinfo(substr($path,0,-(strlen($ext)+1)), PATHINFO_EXTENSION); + if ($ext2 === 'tar') + { + $ext = $ext2.'.'.$ext; + } + return $ext; +} + +function ext_by_finfo(string $path) : string +{ + $finfo = finfo_open(FILEINFO_EXTENSION); + $finfo_ext = finfo_file($finfo, $path); + finfo_close($finfo); + if ($finfo_ext != '???') + { + return explode('/', $finfo_ext, 2)[0]; + } + else + { + $finfo = finfo_open(); + $finfo_info = finfo_file($finfo, $path); + finfo_close($finfo); + if (strstr($finfo_info, 'text') !== false) + { + return 'txt'; + } + } + return ''; +} + +// store an uploaded file, given its name and temporary path (e.g. values straight out of $_FILES) +// files are stored wit a randomised name, but with their original extension +// +// $name: original filename +// $tmpfile: temporary path of uploaded file +// $formatted: set to true to display formatted message instead of bare link +function store_file(string $name, string $tmpfile, bool $formatted = false) : void +{ + //create folder, if it doesn't exist + if (!file_exists(CONFIG::STORE_PATH)) + { + mkdir(CONFIG::STORE_PATH, 0750, true); //TODO: error handling + } + + //check file size + $size = filesize($tmpfile); + if ($size > CONFIG::MAX_FILESIZE * 1024 * 1024) + { + header('HTTP/1.0 413 Payload Too Large'); + print("Error 413: Max File Size ({CONFIG::MAX_FILESIZE} MiB) Exceeded\n"); + return; + } + if ($size == 0) + { + header('HTTP/1.0 400 Bad Request'); + print('Error 400: Uploaded file is empty\n'); + return; + } + + $ext = ext_by_path($name); + if (empty($ext) && CONFIG::AUTO_FILE_EXT) + { + $ext = ext_by_finfo($tmpfile); + } + $ext = substr($ext, 0, CONFIG::MAX_EXT_LEN); + + if (CONFIG::LIMIT_EXT) { + $permitted_ext = CONFIG::PERMITTED_EXT; + if ($permitted_ext[$ext] != true) { + header('HTTP/1.0 400 Bad Request'); + return; + } + } + + $tries_per_len=3; //try random names a few times before upping the length + + $id_length=CONFIG::MIN_ID_LENGTH; + if(isset($_POST['id_length']) && ctype_digit($_POST['id_length'])) { + $id_length = max(CONFIG::MIN_ID_LENGTH, min(CONFIG::MAX_ID_LENGTH, $_POST['id_length'])); + } + + for ($len = $id_length; ; ++$len) + { + for ($n=0; $n<=$tries_per_len; ++$n) + { + $id = rnd_str($len); + $basename = $id . (empty($ext) ? '' : '.' . $ext); + $target_file = CONFIG::STORE_PATH . $basename; + + if (!file_exists($target_file)) + break 2; + } + } + + $res = move_uploaded_file($tmpfile, $target_file); + if (!$res) + { + //TODO: proper error handling? + header('HTTP/1.0 520 Unknown Error'); + return; + } + + if (CONFIG::EXTERNAL_HOOK !== null) + { + putenv('REMOTE_ADDR='.$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']); + putenv('ORIGINAL_NAME='.$name); + putenv('STORED_FILE='.$target_file); + $ret = -1; + $out = null; + $last_line = exec(CONFIG::EXTERNAL_HOOK, $out, $ret); + if ($last_line !== false && $ret !== 0) + { + unlink($target_file); + header('HTTP/1.0 400 Bad Request'); + print("Error: $last_line\n"); + return; + } + } + + //print the download link of the file + $url = sprintf(CONFIG::SITE_URL().'/'.CONFIG::DOWNLOAD_PATH, $basename); + + if ($formatted) + { + print("

Uploaded!

Access your file here: $url

"); + } + else + { + print("$url\n"); + } + + // log uploader's IP, original filename, etc. + if (CONFIG::LOG_PATH) + { + file_put_contents( + CONFIG::LOG_PATH, + implode("\t", array( + date('c'), + $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'], + filesize($tmpfile), + escapeshellarg($name), + $basename + )) . "\n", + FILE_APPEND + ); + } +} + +// purge all files older than their retention period allows. +function purge_files() : void +{ + $num_del = 0; //number of deleted files + $total_size = 0; //total size of deleted files + + //for each stored file + foreach (scandir(CONFIG::STORE_PATH) as $file) + { + //skip virtual . and .. files + if ($file === '.' || + $file === '..') + { + continue; + } + + $file = CONFIG::STORE_PATH . $file; + + $file_size = filesize($file) / (1024*1024); //size in MiB + $file_age = (time()-filemtime($file)) / (60*60*24); //age in days + + //keep all files below the min age + if ($file_age < CONFIG::MIN_FILEAGE) + { + continue; + } + + //calculate the maximum age in days for this file + $file_max_age = CONFIG::MIN_FILEAGE + + (CONFIG::MAX_FILEAGE - CONFIG::MIN_FILEAGE) * + pow(1 - ($file_size / CONFIG::MAX_FILESIZE), CONFIG::DECAY_EXP); + + //delete if older + if ($file_age > $file_max_age) + { + unlink($file); + + print("deleted $file, $file_size MiB, $file_age days old\n"); + $num_del += 1; + $total_size += $file_size; + } + } + print("Deleted $num_del files totalling $total_size MiB\n"); +} + +function send_text_file(string $filename, string $content) : void +{ + header('Content-type: application/octet-stream'); + header("Content-Disposition: attachment; filename=\"$filename\""); + header('Content-Length: '.strlen($content)); + print($content); +} + +// send a ShareX custom uploader config as .json +function send_sharex_config() : void +{ + $name = $_SERVER['SERVER_NAME']; + $site_url = str_replace("?sharex", "", CONFIG::SCRIPT_URL()); + send_text_file($name.'.sxcu', << + + +UpChud + + + + + + +
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - UpChud - - - - - - - - - - - -

+

You can upload files to this site via a simple HTTP POST, e.g. using curl:

+
curl -F "file=@./file" $site_url
+

Or simply choose a file and click "Upload" below:

+
+
+Notice: by using this method, you accept that you have lost "The Game" +
+ + + +
+
+
+
+

Limits!

+ +
  • The maximum allowed file size is $max_size MiB.
    • +
  • Files are kept for a minimum of $min_age, and a maximum of $max_age Days.
    • +
  • Permitted filetypes are: +
    +
    $permitted_ext
    +
    +
    • +     +

    +How long a file is kept depends on its size. Larger files are deleted earlier +than small ones.
    This relation is non-linear and skewed in favour of small +files.
    +

    +
    +
    MIN_AGE + (MAX_AGE - MIN_AGE) * (1-(FILE_SIZE/MAX_SIZE))^$decay
    +
    +
    +

    Aliases

    +These really aren't aliases, but bash functions, but... it's bash. - And I put these in my aliases file. +
    +
    $alias_file
    +
    +
    +

    Source

    +

    The UpChud page's source can be seen on the git.

    +

    The unmodified PHP script used to provide this service is open source and available on +GitHub.

    +
    +

    "Muh TOS"

    +

    - No Porn Or Illegal Activity As Per U.S. Law.

    +

    - For programming, screenshots, small file transfer, & mildly amusing images.

    +
    +

    Contact

    +

    If you want to report abuse of this service, or have any other inquiries, +please write an email to $mail

    +
    + + +EOT; +} + + +// decide what to do, based on POST parameters etc. +if (isset($_FILES['file']['name']) && + isset($_FILES['file']['tmp_name']) && + is_uploaded_file($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'])) +{ + //file was uploaded, store it + $formatted = isset($_REQUEST['formatted']); + store_file($_FILES['file']['name'], + $_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], + $formatted); +} +else if (isset($_GET['sharex'])) +{ + send_sharex_config(); +} +else if (isset($_GET['hupl'])) +{ + send_hupl_config(); +} +else if ($argv[1] ?? null === 'purge') +{ + purge_files(); +} +else +{ + check_config(); + print_index(); +} diff --git a/up/load/.gitkeep b/up/load/.gitkeep new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e69de29