From: Your Name Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2025 06:18:54 +0000 (+0000) Subject: -- X-Git-Url: https://git.xolatile.top/?a=commitdiff_plain;h=b216bd946c8082655815536f670db4e318c6654a;p=emil-chud.cyou.git -- --- diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ebefba9 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +*.avif filter=lfs diff=lfs merge=lfs -text +*.png filter=lfs diff=lfs merge=lfs -text diff --git a/1 b/1 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ead5c22 --- /dev/null +++ b/1 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +define(`NEWSCHIZOPOSTHERE',`NEWSCHIZO`'POSTHERE' +`
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    < Back

    -IRC | +XolaGit | +Xolatile | +IRC | Mumble | -UpChud | -Home | -Weather | -Wiki | -Files | -Exit | -Git | -Xolatile +UpChud | +Home | +Weather | + + +Exit

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    diff --git a/index.html b/index.html index 20eac33..e3e6d1d 100644 --- a/index.html +++ b/index.html @@ -1,14 +1,14 @@ - - + + - + 🚨🚨🚨Chud Airspace🚨🚨🚨 @@ -17,31 +17,31 @@

    -IRC | +XolaGit | +Xolatile | +IRC | Mumble | -UpChud | -Home | -Weather | -Wiki | -Files | -Exit | -Git | -Xolatile +UpChud | +Home | +Weather | + + +Exit

    You're Illegally in ✶Chud Airspace✶

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    I fucking LOVE avif

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    We will sometimes have to sell ourselves and services if the times demand it.

    We'll be revolutionaries, criminals, terrorists, and yes, we may all be headed straight to hell, but what better place for us than this?

    It is our only home, our based-ness, and our- uh, whatever the opposite of based is, anyways, this is

    CHUD.CYOU

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    I demand FREE SHEKELS
    for buying the dip of INTC
    and paying back the fines I keep getting from the German government

    XMR

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    CHUD.CYOU was created by this internationally wanted chud

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    "I fucking hate <The Web> so much it's unreal"
    - Email , 79 AH

    Emil me about your lady-like concerns.

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    1 BILLION YEARS of torture will be admitted to copyright ignorers

    Just kidding, all shit on this website is Public Domain, except this sentence

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 >>> No Indians, Porn, Or Illegal Activity As Per U.S. Law.   <<<
 <<< SAdmin is emilemil <admin@chud.cyou>, bother him.        >>>
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    What the hell is an IRC I'm literally 17 and 8 months old

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    What the hell is an IRC I'm literally 17 and 8 months old

    IRC, Internet Relay Chat is the way the Russians communicated internally during the cold war, and was adopted by all militaries. It is still seen as the gold standard as it has been proven with connections that have been continually lurking for over 40 years.

    This continued until the universal adoption of French-owned Telegram due to the innovation of builtin stickers, reactions, and Durov's really really cool UI.

    You only recieve messages when connected. This implies you either need a stable connection (from a VPS) or a bouncer (hosted on someone else's VPS, or your local server), however there are more options.

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    If You need more than three days of backlogs, you're either a lazy glowie or willing to read more than three days of backlogs, in both cases you can run an IRC connection persistently.

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    + yea youre right xolatile i just like verbally abusing Y
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+emilemilemil: When dealing with retarded software, you must become a retard yourself.
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+@emilemilemil | If I see a another fucking template in my neighborhood, I'm committing a hate crime
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+@emilemilemil | anon8697: In absolute retardation, I found enlightenment.
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+anon8697 | The "cloud" does not store data. The CIA does.
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+xolatile: The more I seriously give advice, the more you bitch about being a cuck...
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+@emilemilemil | anon8697: hot/media/xxx/cp/donotupload/secret/xolatile/xtreme/xolatile.jxl
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+// EDITORS NOTE: "autism penetrates" in itself is also a great one
+emilemilemil | But autism penetrates steel, I have you know.
+
+dave9001 | Why do I become mister popular when I'm trying to masturbate...
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+emilemilemil | therefore, by the existence of women, the weather is unpredictalbe.
+
+anon8697 | the c# people are fat, punchable, glasses wearing types. like ranged mages
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+emilemilemil	> fear of hashmaps
+emilemilemil	> irrational fear of hashmaps
+emilemilemil	> *rational fear of hashmaps
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+emilemilemil | (wrestle to death a homeless man for cash)
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+emilemilemil | a gun is a fancy spear
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+nopslave | > Fear Driven Development
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+emilemilemil | > if you just keep mispelling it, it just becomes the correct word, given enough time
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+xolatile | I don't understand half English words I type...
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+emilemilemil | there's always a more retarded retard retarding around
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+c353 | mmap not working on windows? not my problem
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+anon8697 | > whenever my server is making stomach noises i know ive been tagged on irc
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+anon8697 | xolatile: you absolute contra-contrarian bastard
+   cnile |  He's going to eventually loop back into normalcy
+xolatile | Emil, please, fuck you too. (:
+
+ Did anon8697 just garbage collect xolatile??
+
+xolatile | I mentioned that I used smartphone for 2 days...
+anon8697 | xolatile: how many packs smoked did that result in?
+xolatile | 70 cigs, lemme explain...
+anon8697 | KEK
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+ You are a sex haver and I am not, isn't that a violation of my freedoms ?
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+ in the light of several people killing themselves here, i'd say we need LESS bridges!
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+anon8697 | alifib: the main problem with your username is its lenght
+emilemil | it's not exactly 8 characters, you see
+  alifib | :(
+  alifib | alifibob?
+anon8697 | perfect
+  alifib | but my name is not bob :(
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The CIA does. - -xolatile: The more I seriously give advice, the more you bitch about being a cuck... - -@emilemilemil | anon8697: hot/media/xxx/cp/donotupload/secret/xolatile/xtreme/xolatile.jxl - -// EDITORS NOTE: "autism penetrates" in itself is also a great one -emilemilemil | But autism penetrates steel, I have you know. - -dave9001 | Why do I become mister popular when I'm trying to masturbate... - -emilemilemil | therefore, by the existence of women, the weather is unpredictalbe. - -anon8697 | the c# people are fat, punchable, glasses wearing types. like ranged mages - -emilemilemil > fear of hashmaps -emilemilemil > irrational fear of hashmaps -emilemilemil > *rational fear of hashmaps - -emilemilemil | (wrestle to death a homeless man for cash) - -emilemilemil | a gun is a fancy spear - -nopslave | > Fear Driven Development - -emilemilemil | > if you just keep mispelling it, it just becomes the correct word, given enough time - -xolatile | I don't understand half English words I type... - -emilemilemil | there's always a more retarded retard retarding around - -c353 | mmap not working on windows? not my problem - -anon8697 | > whenever my server is making stomach noises i know ive been tagged on irc - -anon8697 | xolatile: you absolute contra-contrarian bastard - cnile | He's going to eventually loop back into normalcy -xolatile | Emil, please, fuck you too. (: - - Did anon8697 just garbage collect xolatile?? - -xolatile | I mentioned that I used smartphone for 2 days... -anon8697 | xolatile: how many packs smoked did that result in? -xolatile | 70 cigs, lemme explain... -anon8697 | KEK - - You are a sex haver and I am not, isn't that a violation of my freedoms ? - - in the light of several people killing themselves here, i'd say we need LESS bridges! - -anon8697 | alifib: the main problem with your username is its lenght -emilemil | it's not exactly 8 characters, you see - alifib | :( - alifib | alifibob? -anon8697 | perfect - alifib | but my name is not bob :( diff --git a/rerun b/rerun new file mode 100755 index 0000000..251a898 --- /dev/null +++ b/rerun @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd "$(dirname "$(realpath "$0")")" +m4 1 > /tmp/weather.html ; mv /tmp/weather.html weather.html diff --git a/robots.txt b/robots.txt deleted file mode 120000 index d601d0e..0000000 --- a/robots.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1 +0,0 @@ -../files/webshit/robots.txt \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/robots.txt b/robots.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c2a49f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/robots.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +User-agent: * +Allow: / diff --git a/spell b/spell new file mode 100755 index 0000000..fa29434 --- /dev/null +++ b/spell @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +#!/bin/sh +# invoke calc and shit out only the thing, $1 or date, no excess newline +path="$(dirname "$(realpath "$0")")" +calc='calc -dp --' +if [ -z "$1" ]; then +date="$(date +"%Y%m%d")" +else +date="$(date +"$1")" +fi +x=$($calc "1/(($date/1e3-floor($date/1e3))*1e3)") +y=$($calc "p=floor($date/1e2);1/((p/1e2-floor(p/1e2))*1e2)") +z=$($calc "floor($date/1e4)") +date_reciprocal="$($calc "1/$date")" +fraction=$($calc "x=$x;1/(log(exp(1)^(pi()*x))/log(10)*x+sin(pi()*x)*x)") +exponent=$($calc "x=$x;y=$y;(pi()*1/(x+x*abs(cos(x)^-y)))^exp(1)") +final=$($calc "f=$fraction;e=$exponent;d=$date_reciprocal;p=1e30;v=(2^(exp(1)*d))/d*(floor((f+d)^ln(e))&floor((f+d)^ln(e)))%p;if(v<(p/10))v+=(p/10);print(floor(v))") +echo -n "$final" +echo "$final" >> "$path"/log diff --git a/weather.html b/weather.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c78e9ff --- /dev/null +++ b/weather.html @@ -0,0 +1,159 @@ + + + + + + + + + + + + + +Schizobarometer 🚨🚨 Universal-Glow LLC Dot Co. + + +
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    Glowing Schizobarometer

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    +SEE here +

    Class X - "I Made It The Fuck Up" Weather Knower

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    - BY the existence of frankenstien radio control computer god women, the weather is unpredictable -
    the solution? The free Government-sanctioned Internet Shizobarometer! Run them over with your car

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    One might think an optimised running urine bag and trashing would be an optimal rule for ultraMarathons. Maybe to help editors, myself included, of Wikipedia a simple trawl to collect potential blue link insertions in to articles so that Wikipedia becomes even + │ ? more connected of a graph help give the reader more easy use value.

    >Compose a program which reports errors, ignoring macros and commands.
    lol, lmao even

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    don't call me stupid I only trust the facts I find on shizo.chud.cyou, please stop calling me gay

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    +                               ? Let me offer a personal example. Once upon a time, a man
+           │                   ? offered to perform fellatio. I consented. Why not? I suppose
+           │                   ? it is ironic that it was at the very moment that I found
+           │                   ? another man’s mouth attempting to engage my penis that I
+           │                   ? had this distinct epiphany: I am not a homosexual. While I
+           │                   ? am not inclined towards homosexuality on a visceral,
+           │                   ? instinctual level, I can nonetheless accept that pleasure is
+           │                   ? pleasure on a physical, material level, regardless of whom or
+           │                   ? what is stimulating it.
+           │                   ? This is an illustration of how liberalism is based on
+           │                   ? physicalism. From a more physical point of view, fellatio is
+           │                   ? just stimulation of nerve cells, just as a clitoris is just a fold of
+           │                   ? skin. The social level, with its traditional taboos, becomes
+           │                   ? dissolved in the physical as provincial human prejudices
+           │                   ? become relativized in light of the vaster physical universe.
+           │                   ? Humans, as Copernicus discovered, are not the center of the
+           │                   ? universe.
+           │                   ? When two gay men have sex or when a woman becomes a
+           │                   ? politician, no laws of physics are broken. These social
+           │                   ? possibilities are physically possible. From a biological
+           │                   ? perspective of genetic adaptation, however, homosexuality
+           │                   ? defies the gene propagating function of sex, and women’s
+           │                   ? careers tend to conflict with the biological priority of genetic
+           │                   ? propagation and child raising.
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    +Please stop calling me gay +I touched a willy in high school once +And it was just a little mistake +So please stop calling me gay + +I swear I love vagina +And I love to touch that pussy +I kissed two girls before and it felt really good +Because they were women and not men +'cause I'm not gay +Penises are for faggots +Penises are for gays +Penises are disgusting +So please stop calling me gay +I love to have sex +With women with big breasts +I don't have sex with men +'cause if I did that would make me gay +(Yeah) +Please stop calling me gay +Please stop calling me gay +You are hurting my feelings +Please stop calling me gay +Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys +I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's boob +'cause I'm not gay +See me licking that pussy +It feels really good and it feels really gooshy +I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy +I like to have sex with cunts +I like to have sex with slits +I like to have sex with coin slots +Not fucking dicks +If I had sex with a dick +That would make your point valid +But I love fucking that pussy +And I'm not a faggot +So please stop calling me gay +So please stop calling me gay +Please stop calling me gay +Please stop calling me gay + +Please stop calling me gay +I touched a willy in high school once +And it was just a little mistake +So please stop calling me gay +

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    Imprisoned Famous Crack Head Defender Lawyer
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    My kids wouldn't shut up until I got them "frosted flakes" and turned on the schizopressure report at 9.39

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    susan i want my money so i will ramble about the schizoweather for six and a half years

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    This page uses THE spell and m4 to accurately measure schiztopressure and zionist movements

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    name one website butter than this +I know you can't

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