From: Emil Williams Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2025 04:24:16 +0000 (+0000) Subject: initi X-Git-Url: https://git.xolatile.top/?a=commitdiff_plain;p=emil-someoddbore.git initi --- 7f8d9383be07bbdbbe21533f71cc407067577e33 diff --git a/Use_OpenBSD.jpg b/Use_OpenBSD.jpg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6f6ab39 Binary files /dev/null and b/Use_OpenBSD.jpg differ diff --git a/cheese_space.txt b/cheese_space.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..afafe72 --- /dev/null +++ b/cheese_space.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +YOU ARE Richvard Poorman + +Food prices are at an All time high, you cannot afford the cheapest food, BREAD (noncheese), which is evaluted at one (1) Gentoo +You take out the largest loan your social credit score could get, of 100 Gentoo from the Spacebank of The Ratica, +when the loan expires and the debt collectors finally capture you +You were forced by debt to steal cheese + +You have been forced to take potentially lethal amounts of Rat Growth Hormone, +You are now a rat and naturally have a primal urge towards cheese, +You are biologically required to consume large amounts of CHEESE or die of cheesits, +You must comply, + +You must, for the sake of the Spacebank in Superspace and to obey your own neural implant (which may explode) +You Must Steal cheese from the Supersecure Swisssecured Cheese Variety Store (CHEESEBANK) +You must comply, + +You will likely not survive, and if you do you almost certainly will be arrested for Cheesetheft (a class Cheese felony) + +-- +You must escape moon prison (the worst prison) +Your implant has malfunctioned, you now retain full power over your cheeseplant genetic modifier + +-- +You must take your revenge and start a rival bank from literally nothing (and a criminal record of theft) +and totally absolutely destroy the Spacebank with greased economic force diff --git a/goblins.txt b/goblins.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f24feba --- /dev/null +++ b/goblins.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +TOTAL GOB DEATH (TGD) + +Entry: containment system (two bridges containing a long path as to suspend goblins indefinitely) + dwarf bypass (continuous dwarf action after successful containment) + regular dwarf passageways sealable without detering gob + total lockdown redundancy + + 2+? containment switches + 1 bypass switch DORF + 1/2 passageways switch sealable ARCHERS + segmentation and redundancy is critical in Entry + %%%%%%%%%%%% /---\ +Unfair Combat: openable shooting gallary ^^^^^^^^^^^^/-/ \\-- + water floodsystem g| # |d BASED + totally unfair bottleneck -----> DUMB g # d DORF CHAD + astronomically based collapsable roof \ GOBLIN g # d ARCHERS + " Just in case " - Dwarven Enginer Depot. ARCHERS g| # |d + \-\ # //-- + ^^^^^^^^^^^^ | | + %%%%%%%%%%%% \---/ + + DORF ARCHERS + + + ^ = drawbridge + % = fortification