| Program | `-h` | `--help` |
| :-----: | :---: | :---: |
| Coreutils | yes | no |
| Moreutils | no | no |
| awk | yes | yes |
| gcc | no | yes |
| flex | yes | yes |
| bison | yes | yes |

i honestly thought there would be significant inconsistencies in coreutils.
i stand corrected.
with that, this is funny no more