<Soikk> yea youre right xolatile i just like verbally abusing Y

emilemilemil: When dealing with retarded software, you must become a retard yourself.

@emilemilemil | If I see a another fucking template in my neighborhood, I'm committing a hate crime

@emilemilemil | anon8697: In absolute retardation, I found enlightenment.

anon8697 | The "cloud" does not store data. The CIA does. 

xolatile: The more I seriously give advice, the more you bitch about being a cuck...

@emilemilemil | anon8697: hot/media/xxx/cp/donotupload/secret/xolatile/xtreme/xolatile.jxl

// EDITORS NOTE: "autism penetrates" in itself is also a great one
emilemilemil | But autism penetrates steel, I have you know.

dave9001 | Why do I become mister popular when I'm trying to masturbate...

emilemilemil | therefore, by the existence of women, the weather is unpredictalbe.

anon8697 | the c# people are fat, punchable, glasses wearing types. like ranged mages

emilemilemil	> fear of hashmaps
emilemilemil	> irrational fear of hashmaps
emilemilemil	> *rational fear of hashmaps

emilemilemil | (wrestle to death a homeless man for cash)

emilemilemil | a gun is a fancy spear

nopslave | > Fear Driven Development

emilemilemil | > if you just keep mispelling it, it just becomes the correct word, given enough time

xolatile | I don't understand half English words I type...

emilemilemil | there's always a more retarded retard retarding around

c353 | mmap not working on windows? not my problem

anon8697 | > whenever my server is making stomach noises i know ive been tagged on irc

anon8697 | xolatile: you absolute contra-contrarian bastard
   cnile | <emil> He's going to eventually loop back into normalcy
xolatile | Emil, please, fuck you too. (:

<Soikk> Did anon8697 just garbage collect xolatile??

xolatile | I mentioned that I used smartphone for 2 days...
anon8697 | xolatile: how many packs smoked did that result in?
xolatile | 70 cigs, lemme explain...
anon8697 | KEK

<ATelegramUser3> You are a sex haver and I am not, isn't that a violation of my freedoms ?

<alifib> in the light of several people killing themselves here, i'd say we need LESS bridges!

anon8697 | alifib: the main problem with your username is its lenght
emilemil | it's not exactly 8 characters, you see
  alifib | :(
  alifib | alifibob?
anon8697 | perfect
  alifib | but my name is not bob :(