# I am bash, bourne of pure evil
upload(){
    url="$1"
    shift
    for i in "$@"; do
        curl "$url" -F"file=@$i"
    done
}
lainsafe(){ upload "https://lainsafe.kalli.st/" "$@" ; echo ; }
0x0(){ upload "https://0x0.st/" "$@" ; }
x0(){ upload "https://x0.at/" "$@" ; }
chud(){ upload "https://up.chud.cyou/" "$@" ; }
random(){
    # chud omitted due to low allocated MiB and limited suffixes
    l=("lainsafe" "0x0" "x0")
    j=${l[$(($RANDOM % ${#l[@]}))]}
    "$j" "$@"
}