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<meta property="og:title" content="Schizobarometer Universal-Glow LLC Dot Co.">
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<meta name="description" content="For Chuds, By Chuds">
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<title id="title">Schizobarometer 🚨🚨 Universal-Glow LLC Dot Co.</title>
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<small><a href="https://chud.cyou/">< Back</a></small>
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<div class="shake box2">
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<br/>
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<h1 style="color: purple" class="blinking-text shake subbox">Glowing Schizobarometer</h1>
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<h3 class="shake-angry">(Updated Daily) Schizopressure Readings</h3>
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<center class="shake">
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<big class="shake">
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<ol class="shake" style="color: red">
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<p hidden>NEWSCHIZOPOSTHERE
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<li>378006825004941806977079101122</li>
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<li>325688875527459713896907906615</li>
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<li>711425601308496644617066936103</li>
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<li>373837466880440045808205122542</li>
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<li>760773800468464268437307014272</li>
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<li>920154909119285488866994105823</li>
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<li>537434912242139118429663735257</li>
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<li>767769688532393779230897518251</li>
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<li>199484351601575968124026803956</li>
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<li>582081740809806249957604427223</li>
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<li>191738501635296979841826546827</li>
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<li>347435675816766158800387202526</li>
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<li>117458619898426915298029522199</li>
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<li>669025756746413349015773229608</li>
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<li>927031904105715999880765233409</li>
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<li>492411401477428445036590838920</li>
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<li>127744918290943584204540700707</li>
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<li>632084731318216819416122600832</li>
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<li>304546154740201054308065048909</li>
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<li>435167947546524894375246703914</li>
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<li>247313662829621441256478441280</li>
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<li>115906142394312128794665418965</li>
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<li>980168114618484750280600197370</li>
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<li>983220349384914062546656888608</li>
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<li>630956309635087996034202457000</li>
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<li>160408516620775252358431660415</li>
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<li>924054593591583673084602072814</li>
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<li>312675943065294561070350604035</li>
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<li>416978267299630682308826232838</li>
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<li>122357622297996903450901802641</li>
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</ol>
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</big>
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</div>
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<div class="box">
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</center>
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<p class="shake">The raw log is <a href="/log">here</a></p>
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<a href="https://global-mind.org/gcpdot/gcp.html">SEE here</a>
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<h2 style="color: green" class="blinking-text shake">Class X - "I Made It The Fuck Up" Weather Knower</h2>
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</div>
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<h3 style="color: blue" class="shake-angry">- BY the existence of frankenstien radio control computer god women, the weather is unpredictable -<br/> the solution? The free Government-sanctioned Internet Shizobarometer! Run them over with your car</h3>
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<div class="shake box2">
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<big><p class="shake">One might think an optimised running <span style="color:yellow">urine</span> bag and trashing would be an optimal rule for ultraMarathons. Maybe to help editors, myself included, of Wikipedia a simple trawl to collect potential blue link insertions in to articles so that Wikipedia becomes even
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│ ? more connected of a graph help give the reader more easy use value.</p><p class="shake-angry"><span style="color:green">>Compose a program which reports errors, ignoring macros and commands.</span><br/>lol, lmao even</p></big>
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</div>
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<p class="shake">don't call me stupid I only trust the facts I find on shizo.chud.cyou, please stop calling me gay</p>
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<pre class="shake-angry box2">
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? Let me offer a personal example. Once upon a time, a man
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│ ? offered to perform fellatio. I consented. Why not? I suppose
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│ ? it is ironic that it was at the very moment that I found
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│ ? another man’s mouth attempting to engage my penis that I
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│ ? had this distinct epiphany: I am not a homosexual. While I
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│ ? am not inclined towards homosexuality on a visceral,
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│ ? instinctual level, I can nonetheless accept that pleasure is
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│ ? pleasure on a physical, material level, regardless of whom or
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│ ? what is stimulating it.
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│ ? This is an illustration of how liberalism is based on
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│ ? physicalism. From a more physical point of view, fellatio is
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│ ? just stimulation of nerve cells, just as a clitoris is just a fold of
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│ ? skin. The social level, with its traditional taboos, becomes
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│ ? dissolved in the physical as provincial human prejudices
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│ ? become relativized in light of the vaster physical universe.
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│ ? Humans, as Copernicus discovered, are not the center of the
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│ ? universe.
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│ ? When two <span style="color:red">gay men have sex</span> or when a woman becomes a
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│ ? politician, <span style="color:red">no laws of physics are broken</span>. These social
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│ ? possibilities are physically possible. From a biological
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│ ? perspective of genetic adaptation, however, homosexuality
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│ ? defies the gene propagating function of sex, and women’s
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│ ? careers tend to conflict with the biological priority of genetic
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│ ? propagation and child raising.</pre>
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<div class="box2">
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<p class="shake">
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Please stop calling me <span style="color:red">gay</span>
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I touched a willy in high school once
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And it was just a little mistake
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So please <span style="color:red">stop</span> calling me gay
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I swear I love vagina
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And I love to touch that pussy
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I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
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Because they were women and not men
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'cause I'm not <span style="color:red">gay</span>
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Penises are for faggots
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Penises are for gays
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Penises are disgusting
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So please stop calling me <span style="color:red">gay</span>
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I love to have sex
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With women with big breasts
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I don't have sex with men
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'cause if I did that would make me gay
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(Yeah)
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Please stop calling me gay
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Please stop calling me gay
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You are hurting my feelings
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Please stop calling me gay
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Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys
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I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's boob
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'cause I'm not gay
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See me licking that pussy
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It feels really good and it feels really gooshy
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I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy
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I like to have sex with cunts
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I like to have sex with slits
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I like to have sex with <span style="color:yellow">coin slots</span>
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Not fucking dicks
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If I had sex with a dick
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That would make your point valid
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But I love fucking that pussy
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And I'm not a faggot
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So please stop calling me gay
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So please stop calling me <span style="color:red">gay</span>
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Please stop calling me gay
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Please stop calling me <span style="color:red">gay</span>
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Please stop calling me gay
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I touched a willy in high school once
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And it was just a little mistake
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So please stop calling me gay
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</p>
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</div>
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<h4>Testimonies</h4>
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<h5 class="shake">Imprisoned Famous Crack Head Defender Lawyer</h5>
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<p class="shake">My kids wouldn't shut up until I got them "frosted flakes" and turned on the schizopressure report at 9.39</p>
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<h5 class="shake-angry">first-nonmentally challenged staunch uppercase I internet arguer</h5>
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<p class="shake">susan i want my money so i will ramble about the schizoweather for six and a half years</p>
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<img width="600px" class="shake-angry" src="/img/jimb.avif">
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<p class="shake">This page uses <b>THE <a type="text/plain" href="/spell">spell</a> and <a type="text/plain" href="/1">m4</a></b> to accurately measure schiztopressure and zionist movements</p>
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</div>
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<p class="shake-angry"><span style="color:#ffaa00">name one website butter than this</span>
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<b>I know you can't</b></p>
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