diff --git a/irc.html b/irc.html
index 6422eda..d28993a 100644
--- a/irc.html
+++ b/irc.html
@@ -59,5 +59,7 @@ $ mv nick.pem ~/.cert/
 set sasl_mechanism = external # overrides sasl configuration and uses client-side tls cert
 set tls_cert = ~/.cert/nick.pem
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+<h2>Why the fuck would I use IRC?</h2>
+<p>Would you prefer the pedophiles or the furries or the money goblins?</p>
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