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\documentclass{book}
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\usepackage{graphicx,geometry}
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\graphicspath{{media/}}
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\begin{document}
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\begin{titlepage}
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\begin{centering}
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\newgeometry{margin=0cm}
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\includegraphics[height=\paperheight]{cover.png}
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\restoregeometry{}
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\end{centering}
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\end{titlepage}
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\end{document}
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\usepackage{graphicx,xcolor}
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\usepackage{wrapstuff}
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\usepackage{pdfpages}
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\graphicspath{{media/}}
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}
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\newcommand{\principle}[2]{
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% The formatting is somewhat fucked
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\fcolorbox{black}{gray!30}{
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\begin{minipage}{10cm}
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\raisebox{-.3\baselineskip}{
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}
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\begin{document}
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\maketitle
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\includepdf[pages=-]{cover.pdf}
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\myquote{
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We are uncovering better ways of developing
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\end{itemize}
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This approach successfully angers most,
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but there are better alternatives.
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% NOTE to emil: how the fuck do i stop using "but"s/"however"s to transition between topics?
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% i seem to be conceptually incapable, like as if i was missing
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% some higher level understanding of english and compensating on a word level.
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The most prevalent was developed by Mozilla\footnote{
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The same company that gifted Rust to the Fear Driven community.
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>pro FAGMAN satanism
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>developer exploitation
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>trying to force better results without better education or tools
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emilemilemil | Fear driven development creates 0% of the programs in production,
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thereby creating a astronomic 0% of bugs.
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SUICIDE NOTE QUOTE
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God is the greatest greatness; the most potent conception
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of absolute perfection, absolute power, and absolute
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goodness ever conceived of by the human mind. The
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conception of God is being beyond all conception. God is the
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power that overcomes all human probabilities and
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transcends even the greatest possibilities.
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But would it be even better if God actually existed?
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ORIGINAL AGILE BULLSHIT
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Manifesto for Agile Software Development
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We are uncovering better ways of developing
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software by doing it and helping others do it.
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Through this work we have come to value:
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Individuals and interactions over processes and tools
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Working software over comprehensive documentation
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Customer collaboration over contract negotiation
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Responding to change over following a plan
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That is, while there is value in the items on
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the right, we value the items on the left more.
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Principles behind the Agile Manifesto
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We follow these principles:
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Our highest priority is to satisfy the customer
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through early and continuous delivery
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of valuable software.
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Welcome changing requirements, even late in
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development. Agile processes harness change for
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the customer's competitive advantage.
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Deliver working software frequently, from a
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couple of weeks to a couple of months, with a
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preference to the shorter timescale.
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Business people and developers must work
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together daily throughout the project.
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Build projects around motivated individuals.
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Give them the environment and support they need,
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and trust them to get the job done.
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The most efficient and effective method of
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conveying information to and within a development
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team is face-to-face conversation.
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Working software is the primary measure of progress.
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Agile processes promote sustainable development.
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The sponsors, developers, and users should be able
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to maintain a constant pace indefinitely.
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Continuous attention to technical excellence
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and good design enhances agility.
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Simplicity--the art of maximizing the amount
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of work not done--is essential.
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The best architectures, requirements, and designs
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emerge from self-organizing teams.
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At regular intervals, the team reflects on how
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to become more effective, then tunes and adjusts
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its behavior accordingly.
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