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We are uncovering better ways of developing
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This approach successfully angers most,
but there are better alternatives.
% NOTE to emil: how the fuck do i stop using "but"s/"however"s to transition between topics?
% i seem to be conceptually incapable, like as if i was missing
% some higher level understanding of english and compensating on a word level.
The most prevalent was developed by Mozilla\footnote{
The same company that gifted Rust to the Fear Driven community.
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>pro FAGMAN satanism
>developer exploitation
>trying to force better results without better education or tools
emilemilemil | Fear driven development creates 0% of the programs in production,
thereby creating a astronomic 0% of bugs.
SUICIDE NOTE QUOTE
God is the greatest greatness; the most potent conception
of absolute perfection, absolute power, and absolute
goodness ever conceived of by the human mind. The
conception of God is being beyond all conception. God is the
power that overcomes all human probabilities and
transcends even the greatest possibilities.
But would it be even better if God actually existed?
ORIGINAL AGILE BULLSHIT
Manifesto for Agile Software Development
We are uncovering better ways of developing
software by doing it and helping others do it.
Through this work we have come to value:
Individuals and interactions over processes and tools
Working software over comprehensive documentation
Customer collaboration over contract negotiation
Responding to change over following a plan
That is, while there is value in the items on
the right, we value the items on the left more.
Principles behind the Agile Manifesto
We follow these principles:
Our highest priority is to satisfy the customer
through early and continuous delivery
of valuable software.
Welcome changing requirements, even late in
development. Agile processes harness change for
the customer's competitive advantage.
Deliver working software frequently, from a
couple of weeks to a couple of months, with a
preference to the shorter timescale.
Business people and developers must work
together daily throughout the project.
Build projects around motivated individuals.
Give them the environment and support they need,
and trust them to get the job done.
The most efficient and effective method of
conveying information to and within a development
team is face-to-face conversation.
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile processes promote sustainable development.
The sponsors, developers, and users should be able
to maintain a constant pace indefinitely.
Continuous attention to technical excellence
and good design enhances agility.
Simplicity--the art of maximizing the amount
of work not done--is essential.
The best architectures, requirements, and designs
emerge from self-organizing teams.
At regular intervals, the team reflects on how
to become more effective, then tunes and adjusts
its behavior accordingly.

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