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define(`NEWSCHIZOPOSTHERE',`NEWSCHIZO`'POSTHERE'
`<li>syscmd(`./spell')</li>')dnl
include(`weather.html')dnl

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/* Base */
h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {
color: #002e00;
}
h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {
padding-left: 5em;
}
p, div {
padding: 0em 2em 0em 2em;
}
body {
background: url(/img/flowers.png) repeat 0 0;
}
a:link {
color: blue;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:visited {
color: red;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:hover {
color: hotpink;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:active {
color: green;
text-decoration: none;
}
/* Class */
.box {
width: 70em;
padding: 1em 0.5em 0em 0.5em;
border: 0.2em solid #333;
border-style: inset;
border-color: #1a1d0a;
margin: 1em auto;
background-color: #c0bbc015;
}
.box2 {
width: 50em;
border: 0.2em solid #333;
border-style: inset;
border-color: #1a1d0a;
margin: 1em auto;
background-color: #c0bbc015;
}
.subbox {
background-color: #fdffff;
width: 20em;
padding: 1em;
border: 0.2em solid #333;
border-color: #1a4f0a;
border-style: double;
margin: 0em auto;
}
.center {
text-align: center;
}
.right {
text-align: right;
}
.container {
display: grid;
grid-template-columns: auto auto auto auto auto;
padding: 1em;
}
.container > div {
background-color: #f1f1f1;
border: 0.1em solid black;
padding: 0.2em;
text-align: center;
}
.small {
width: 9em;
height: 9em;
}
.back {
float: left;
padding-left: 5em;
font-size: 11px;
}
.links {
background-color: #05660515;;
padding-left: 1em;
}
/* Anim */
@keyframes shake {
0% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
10% { transform: skewY(0.2deg); }
25% { transform: rotate(-0.01deg); }
50% { transform: translate(2px, 1px) rotate(-0.03deg); }
75% { transform: rotate(0.01deg); }
100% { transform: rotate(-0.1deg); }
}
@keyframes shake-angry {
0% { transform: translate(0, 0) rotate(0deg); }
25% { transform: translate(5px, 5px) rotate(5deg); }
50% { transform: translate(0, 0) rotate(0eg); }
75% { transform: translate(-5px, 5px) rotate(-5deg); }
100% { transform: translate(0, 0) rotate(0deg); }
}
@keyframes blink {
0% { opacity: 1; background-color: white; filter: invert(0%); }
33% { opacity: 1; background-color: yellow; filter: invert(0%); }
66% { opacity: 1; background-color: white; filter: invert(100%); }
100% { opacity: 1; background-color: white; filter: invert(0%); }
}
@keyframes shake {
0% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
10% { transform: skewY(0.2deg); }
25% { transform: rotate(-0.01deg); }
50% { transform: translate(2px, 1px) rotate(-0.03deg); }
75% { transform: rotate(0.01deg); }
100% { transform: rotate(-0.1deg); }
}
/* Anim Classes */
.shake {
animation: shake 1s step-start infinite;
}
.shake-angry {
animation: shake-angry 1s step-start infinite;
}
.blinking-text {
animation: blink 3s step-start infinite;
}
.blinking-text:nth-child(1) { animation-delay: 1.9s; }
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.shake:nth-child(1) { animation-delay: .8s; }
.shake:nth-child(2) { animation-delay: 1.3s; }
.shake:nth-child(3) { animation-delay: .5s; }
.shake:nth-child(4) { animation-delay: .9s; }
.shake:nth-child(5) { animation-delay: 1.1s; }
.shake:nth-child(6) { animation-delay: 8.5s; }
.shake:nth-child(7) { animation-delay: 0.5s; }
.shake:nth-child(8) { animation-delay: .99s; }
/* Anim Base */
p:hover, h1:hover, img:hover, div.container:hover > div {
animation: shake-angry 1s step-start infinite;
}
lo.shake > li, li:hover {
animation: shake-angry 10s step-start infinite;
}
p:hover {
animation: shake-angry 0.1s infinite;
}
.subbox:hover {
animation: shake-angry 0.2s infinite;
}
img:hover {
animation: shake-angry 0.03s infinite;
}

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<!DOCTYPE html> <!DOCTYPE html>
<html prefix="og: http://ogp.me/ns#" lang="en"> <html prefix="og: http://ogp.me/ns#" lang="en">
<head> <head>
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="32x32" href="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chuddicon.png"> <link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="32x32" href="/img/favicon.png">
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://files.chud.cyou/webshit/style2.css"> <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/style.css">
<style>
</style>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=0.5"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=0.5">
<meta property="og:title" content="HomeChud"> <meta property="og:title" content="HomeChud">
<meta property="og:type" content="website"> <meta property="og:type" content="website">
<meta property="og:url" content="https://chud.cyou/"> <meta property="og:url" content="https://chud.cyou/home">
<meta property="og:image" content="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud7.png"> <meta property="og:image" content="/img/chuddies/chud7.png">
<meta property="og:site_name" content="HomeChud"> <meta property="og:site_name" content="HomeChud">
<meta name="description" content="For Chuds, By Chuds"> <meta name="description" content="For Chuds, By Chuds">
<title id="title">HomeChud</title> <title id="title">HomeChud</title>
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<div class="back"><a href="https://chud.cyou/">&lt; Back</a></div> <div class="back"><a href="https://chud.cyou/">&lt; Back</a></div>
<center> <center>
<p class="links"> <p class="links">
<a href="https://chud.cyou/irc.html"><span style="color: red" class="blinking-text"><big>IRC</big></span></a> | <a href="https://git.xolatile.top/">XolaGit</a> |
<a href="https://xolatile.top/">Xolatile</a> |
<a href="https://irc.chud.cyou/"><span style="color: red" class="blinking-text"><big>IRC</big></span></a> |
<a href="mumble://chud.cyou/">Mumble</a> | <a href="mumble://chud.cyou/">Mumble</a> |
<a href="https://up.chud.cyou/">UpChud</a> | <a href="https://chud.cyou/up">UpChud</a> |
<a href="https://chud.cyou/home.html">Home</a> | <a href="https://chud.cyou/home">Home</a> |
<a href="https://weather.chud.cyou/">Weather</a> | <a href="https://chud.cyou/weather">Weather</a> |
<a href="https://wiki.chud.cyou/">Wiki</a> | <!-- <a href="https://wiki.chud.cyou/">Wiki</a> | -->
<a href="https://files.chud.cyou/">Files</a> | <!-- <a href="https://files.chud.cyou/">Files</a> | -->
<a href="https://files.chud.cyou/shitpost/Off%20To%20Hang%20Myself.webm">Exit</a> | <a href="/img/Off%20To%20Hang%20Myself.webm">Exit</a>
<a href="https://git.chud.cyou/">Git</a> |
<a href="https://xolatile.top/">Xolatile</a>
</p> </p>
</center> </center>
<hr> <hr>
<h1 class="subbox">- - - - - - - - - - - - - ChudHome - - - - - - - - - - - -</h1> <h1 class="subbox">- - - - - - - - - - - - - ChudHome - - - - - - - - - - - -</h1>
<center><div style="padding-top: 1em"><img width="300px" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/6086kwuo2.avif"></div></center> <center><div style="padding-top: 1em"><img width="300px" src="/img/home/6086kwuo2.avif"></div></center>
<hr/> <hr/>
<div class="container"> <div class="container">
<div>[C] <a href="https://libdill.org/">LibDill</a></div> <div>[C] <a href="https://libdill.org/">LibDill</a></div>
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<hr/> <hr/>
<div class="box2"> <div class="box2">
<div class="container"> <div class="container">
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/235it's.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/235it's.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/254greenismypepper.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/254greenismypepper.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/61360wheels.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/61360wheels.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/256gondala-3.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/256gondala-3.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/262glowie.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/262glowie.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/397braindamage.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/397braindamage.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/thankyouxolatile.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/thankyouxolatile.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/pdp8.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/pdp8.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/133pain.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/133pain.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/141ohhh.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/141ohhh.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/192lisent.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/192lisent.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/226jestlain.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/226jestlain.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/579COOMPILING.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/579COOMPILING.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/604782vaq.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/604782vaq.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/341cosmos brain.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/341cosmos brain.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/60571349124.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/60571349124.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/6223letglow.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/6223letglow.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/270gentlemen.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/270gentlemen.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/108rarest.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/108rarest.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/228jej.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/228jej.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/6511984.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/6511984.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/6751712383973534a.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/6751712383973534a.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/6771711576511290336.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/6771711576511290336.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/7531684757913922057.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/7531684757913922057.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/347coffee&love.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/347coffee&love.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/8881681056060933667.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/8881681056060933667.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/AH.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/AH.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/nothing.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/nothing.avif"></div>
<div><img class="small" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/reiphone.avif"></div> <div><img class="small" src="/img/home/reiphone.avif"></div>
<div><p>It's<br/>Peak Web Design</p></div> <div><p>It's<br/>Peak Web Design</p></div>
</div> </div>
<img width="760px" src="https://files.chud.cyou/home/699170714601569299.avif"> <img width="760px" src="/img/home/699170714601569299.avif">
</div> </div>
<p class="center">Copyright?</p> <p class="center">Copyright?</p>
<p class="center">It's free - as long as you don't value your time, idiot.</p> <p class="center">It's free - as long as you don't value your time, idiot.</p>

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<!DOCTYPE html> <!DOCTYPE html>
<html prefix="og: http://ogp.me/ns#" lang="en"> <html prefix="og: http://ogp.me/ns#" lang="en">
<head> <head>
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="32x32" href="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chuddicon.png"> <link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="32x32" href="/img/favicon.png">
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://files.chud.cyou/webshit/style2.css"> <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/style.css">
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=0.5"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=0.5">
<meta property="og:title" content="🚨🚨🚨Chud Airspace🚨🚨🚨"> <meta property="og:title" content="🚨🚨🚨Chud Airspace🚨🚨🚨">
<meta property="og:type" content="website"> <meta property="og:type" content="website">
<meta property="og:url" content="https://chud.cyou/"> <meta property="og:url" content="https://chud.cyou/">
<meta property="og:image" content="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud7.png"> <meta property="og:image" content="/chuddies/chud7.png">
<meta property="og:site_name" content="🚨🚨🚨Chud Airspace🚨🚨🚨"> <meta property="og:site_name" content="🚨🚨🚨Chud Airspace🚨🚨🚨">
<meta name="description" content="For Chuds, By Chuds"> <meta name="description" content="For Chuds, By Chuds">
<title id="title">🚨🚨🚨Chud Airspace🚨🚨🚨</title> <title id="title">🚨🚨🚨Chud Airspace🚨🚨🚨</title>
@ -17,31 +17,31 @@
<div class="box"> <div class="box">
<center> <center>
<p class="links"> <p class="links">
<a href="https://chud.cyou/irc.html"><span style="color: red" class="blinking-text"><big>IRC</big></span></a> | <a href="https://git.xolatile.top/">XolaGit</a> |
<a href="https://xolatile.top/">Xolatile</a> |
<a href="https://irc.chud.cyou/"><span style="color: red" class="blinking-text"><big>IRC</big></span></a> |
<a href="mumble://chud.cyou/">Mumble</a> | <a href="mumble://chud.cyou/">Mumble</a> |
<a href="https://up.chud.cyou/">UpChud</a> | <a href="https://chud.cyou/up">UpChud</a> |
<a href="https://chud.cyou/home.html">Home</a> | <a href="https://chud.cyou/home">Home</a> |
<a href="https://weather.chud.cyou/">Weather</a> | <a href="https://chud.cyou/weather">Weather</a> |
<a href="https://wiki.chud.cyou/">Wiki</a> | <!-- <a href="https://wiki.chud.cyou/">Wiki</a> | -->
<a href="https://files.chud.cyou/">Files</a> | <!-- <a href="https://files.chud.cyou/">Files</a> | -->
<a href="https://files.chud.cyou/shitpost/Off%20To%20Hang%20Myself.webm">Exit</a> | <a href="/img/Off%20To%20Hang%20Myself.webm">Exit</a>
<a href="https://git.chud.cyou/">Git</a> |
<a href="https://xolatile.top/">Xolatile</a>
</p> </p>
<hr> <hr>
<h2 class="subbox">You're Illegally in <b>✶<i>Chud Airspace</i>✶</b></h2> <h2 class="subbox">You're Illegally in <b>✶<i>Chud Airspace</i>✶</b></h2>
<center class="shake-angry"><i>Get the fuck out</i></center> <center class="shake-angry"><i>Get the fuck out</i></center>
<hr> <hr>
<!-- these png/jpg files are so recompressed that they can't be converted to avif without corruption --> <!-- these png/jpg files are so recompressed that they can't be converted to avif without corruption -->
<img width="180px" height="auto" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud1.jpg"> <img width="180px" height="auto" src="/img/chuddies/chud1.jpg">
<img width="180px" height="auto" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud3.png"> <img width="180px" height="auto" src="/img/chuddies/chud3.png">
<img width="180px" height="auto" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud4.avif"><br/> <img width="180px" height="auto" src="/img/chuddies/chud4.avif"><br/>
<img width="180px" height="auto" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud5.png"> <img width="180px" height="auto" src="/img/chuddies/chud5.png">
<img width="180px" height="auto" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud6.avif"> <img width="180px" height="auto" src="/img/chuddies/chud6.avif">
<img width="180px" height="auto" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud7.avif"><br/> <img width="180px" height="auto" src="/img/chuddies/chud7.avif"><br/>
<img width="180px" height="auto" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud8.avif"> <img width="180px" height="auto" src="/img/chuddies/chud8.avif">
<img width="180px" height="auto" class="shake" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud10.avif"> <img width="180px" height="auto" class="shake" src="/img/chuddies/chud10.avif">
<img width="180px" height="auto" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud11.avif"> <img width="180px" height="auto" src="/img/chuddies/chud11.avif">
<br/> <br/>
<p style="color:grey">I fucking LOVE avif</p> <p style="color:grey">I fucking LOVE avif</p>
<hr> <hr>
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<p>We will sometimes have to sell ourselves and services if the times demand it.</p> <p>We will sometimes have to sell ourselves and services if the times demand it.</p>
<p>We'll be revolutionaries, criminals, terrorists, and yes, we may all be headed straight to hell, but what better place for us than this?</p> <p>We'll be revolutionaries, criminals, terrorists, and yes, we may all be headed straight to hell, but what better place for us than this?</p>
<p>It is our only home, our based-ness, and our- uh, whatever the opposite of based is, anyways, this is <h2 class="subbox">CHUD.CYOU</h2></p> <p>It is our only home, our based-ness, and our- uh, whatever the opposite of based is, anyways, this is <h2 class="subbox">CHUD.CYOU</h2></p>
<div class="box2">
<p><a href="https://git.chud.cyou/">WMD Git</a></p>
<embed src="https://git.chud.cyou/" width="700" height="1240">
</div>
<hr> <hr>
<div class="box2"> <div class="box2">
<p>I demand FREE SHEKELS<br/><small>for buying the dip of INTC<br/>and paying back the fines I keep getting from the German government</small></p> <p>I demand FREE SHEKELS<br/><small>for buying the dip of INTC<br/>and paying back the fines I keep getting from the German government</small></p>
<p><a href="monero:89YhoqxStExKtzQJh119MULDWqGr8WBspLFp9X34KyEacdK8Y2zaWHVeQoR1UpPqxoTzxxGpPiLm374xtstMrJ3TGTgFV3V">XMR</a></p> <p><a href="monero:89YhoqxStExKtzQJh119MULDWqGr8WBspLFp9X34KyEacdK8Y2zaWHVeQoR1UpPqxoTzxxGpPiLm374xtstMrJ3TGTgFV3V">XMR</a></p>
<img src="https://files.chud.cyou/monero.avif"> <img src="/img/monero.avif">
</div> </div>
<div class="box2"> <div class="box2">
<p> <p>
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<hr> <hr>
<div class="box2"> <div class="box2">
<p>CHUD.CYOU was created by this internationally wanted chud</p> <p>CHUD.CYOU was created by this internationally wanted chud</p>
<img width="300px" height="auto" src="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chud9.avif"> <img width="300px" height="auto" src="/img/chuddies/chud9.avif">
<h5>"I fucking hate <<i>The Web</i>> so much it's unreal"<br/>- Email , 79 AH</h5> <h5>"I fucking hate <<i>The Web</i>> so much it's unreal"<br/>- Email , 79 AH</h5>
<p><a href="mailto:admin@chud.cyou">Emil me</a> about your lady-like concerns.</p> <p><a href="mailto:admin@chud.cyou">Emil me</a> about your lady-like concerns.</p>
</div> </div>
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<h4 style="color:red">1 BILLION YEARS of torture will be admitted to copyright ignorers</h4> <h4 style="color:red">1 BILLION YEARS of torture will be admitted to copyright ignorers</h4>
<p><small>Just kidding, all shit on this website is Public Domain, except this sentence</small></p> <p><small>Just kidding, all shit on this website is Public Domain, except this sentence</small></p>
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<p>Muh 2004-style badges</p> <!-- <p>Muh 2004-style badges</p> -->
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<!DOCTYPE html> <!DOCTYPE html>
<html prefix="og: http://ogp.me/ns#" lang="en"> <html prefix="og: http://ogp.me/ns#" lang="en">
<head> <head>
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="32x32" href="https://files.chud.cyou/chuddies/chuddicon.png"> <link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="32x32" href="/img/favicon.png">
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://files.chud.cyou/webshit/style2.css"> <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/style.css">
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=0.5"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=0.5">
<meta property="og:title" content="🚨🚨🚨Chud IRC🚨🚨🚨"> <meta property="og:title" content="🚨🚨🚨Chud IRC🚨🚨🚨">
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<pre style="padding-left:10em;color:red" class="blinking-text"> <pre style="padding-left:10em;color:red" class="blinking-text">
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https://chud.cyou/ https://chud.cyou/
____ _ _ _ _ ____ _ ____ _ _ ____ _ _ _ _ ____ _ ____ _ _
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>>> No Indians, Porn, Or Illegal Activity As Per U.S. Law. <<< >>> No Indians, Porn, Or Illegal Activity As Per U.S. Law. <<<
<<< SAdmin is emilemil &lt;admin@chud.cyou&gt;, bother him. >>> <<< SAdmin is emilemil &lt;admin@chud.cyou&gt;, bother him. >>>
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<img src="https://files.chud.cyou/shitpost/lol.avif"> <img src="/img/lol.avif">
<hr> <hr>
<h2>What the hell is an IRC I'm literally 17 and 8 months old</h2> <p>What the hell is an IRC I'm literally 17 and 8 months old</p>
<p>IRC, Internet Relay Chat is the way the Russians communicated internally during the cold war, and was adopted by all militaries. It is still seen as the gold standard as it has been proven with connections that have been continually lurking for over 40 years.</p> <p>IRC, Internet Relay Chat is the way the Russians communicated internally during the cold war, and was adopted by all militaries. It is still seen as the gold standard as it has been proven with connections that have been continually lurking for over 40 years.</p>
<p>This continued until the universal adoption of French-owned Telegram due to the innovation of builtin stickers, reactions, and Durov's really really cool UI.</p> <p>This continued until the universal adoption of French-owned Telegram due to the innovation of builtin stickers, reactions, and Durov's really really cool UI.</p>
<p>You only recieve messages when connected. This implies you either need a stable connection (from a VPS) or a bouncer (hosted on someone else's VPS, or your local server), however there are more options.</p> <p>You only recieve messages when connected. This implies you either need a stable connection (from a VPS) or a bouncer (hosted on someone else's VPS, or your local server), however there are more options.</p>
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<p style="color:red">note:</p> <p style="color:red">note:</p>
<p>If You need more than three days of backlogs, you're either a lazy <span style="color: green">glowie</span> or willing to read more than three days of backlogs, in both cases you can run an IRC connection persistently.</p> <p>If You need more than three days of backlogs, you're either a lazy <span style="color: green">glowie</span> or willing to read more than three days of backlogs, in both cases you can run an IRC connection persistently.</p>
<hr> <hr>
<h2>(Half a dozen) Quotes</h2> <p>Quotes</p>
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<Soikk> yea youre right xolatile i just like verbally abusing Y
emilemilemil: When dealing with retarded software, you must become a retard yourself.
@emilemilemil | If I see a another fucking template in my neighborhood, I'm committing a hate crime
@emilemilemil | anon8697: In absolute retardation, I found enlightenment.
anon8697 | The "cloud" does not store data. The CIA does.
xolatile: The more I seriously give advice, the more you bitch about being a cuck...
@emilemilemil | anon8697: hot/media/xxx/cp/donotupload/secret/xolatile/xtreme/xolatile.jxl
// EDITORS NOTE: "autism penetrates" in itself is also a great one
emilemilemil | But autism penetrates steel, I have you know.
dave9001 | Why do I become mister popular when I'm trying to masturbate...
emilemilemil | therefore, by the existence of women, the weather is unpredictalbe.
anon8697 | the c# people are fat, punchable, glasses wearing types. like ranged mages
emilemilemil > fear of hashmaps
emilemilemil > irrational fear of hashmaps
emilemilemil > *rational fear of hashmaps
emilemilemil | (wrestle to death a homeless man for cash)
emilemilemil | a gun is a fancy spear
nopslave | > Fear Driven Development
emilemilemil | > if you just keep mispelling it, it just becomes the correct word, given enough time
xolatile | I don't understand half English words I type...
emilemilemil | there's always a more retarded retard retarding around
c353 | mmap not working on windows? not my problem
anon8697 | > whenever my server is making stomach noises i know ive been tagged on irc
anon8697 | xolatile: you absolute contra-contrarian bastard
cnile | <emil> He's going to eventually loop back into normalcy
xolatile | Emil, please, fuck you too. (:
<Soikk> Did anon8697 just garbage collect xolatile??
xolatile | I mentioned that I used smartphone for 2 days...
anon8697 | xolatile: how many packs smoked did that result in?
xolatile | 70 cigs, lemme explain...
anon8697 | KEK
<ATelegramUser3> You are a sex haver and I am not, isn't that a violation of my freedoms ?
<alifib> in the light of several people killing themselves here, i'd say we need LESS bridges!
anon8697 | alifib: the main problem with your username is its lenght
emilemil | it's not exactly 8 characters, you see
alifib | :(
alifib | alifibob?
anon8697 | perfect
alifib | but my name is not bob :(
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<Soikk> yea youre right xolatile i just like verbally abusing Y
emilemilemil: When dealing with retarded software, you must become a retard yourself.
@emilemilemil | If I see a another fucking template in my neighborhood, I'm committing a hate crime
@emilemilemil | anon8697: In absolute retardation, I found enlightenment.
anon8697 | The "cloud" does not store data. The CIA does.
xolatile: The more I seriously give advice, the more you bitch about being a cuck...
@emilemilemil | anon8697: hot/media/xxx/cp/donotupload/secret/xolatile/xtreme/xolatile.jxl
// EDITORS NOTE: "autism penetrates" in itself is also a great one
emilemilemil | But autism penetrates steel, I have you know.
dave9001 | Why do I become mister popular when I'm trying to masturbate...
emilemilemil | therefore, by the existence of women, the weather is unpredictalbe.
anon8697 | the c# people are fat, punchable, glasses wearing types. like ranged mages
emilemilemil > fear of hashmaps
emilemilemil > irrational fear of hashmaps
emilemilemil > *rational fear of hashmaps
emilemilemil | (wrestle to death a homeless man for cash)
emilemilemil | a gun is a fancy spear
nopslave | > Fear Driven Development
emilemilemil | > if you just keep mispelling it, it just becomes the correct word, given enough time
xolatile | I don't understand half English words I type...
emilemilemil | there's always a more retarded retard retarding around
c353 | mmap not working on windows? not my problem
anon8697 | > whenever my server is making stomach noises i know ive been tagged on irc
anon8697 | xolatile: you absolute contra-contrarian bastard
cnile | <emil> He's going to eventually loop back into normalcy
xolatile | Emil, please, fuck you too. (:
<Soikk> Did anon8697 just garbage collect xolatile??
xolatile | I mentioned that I used smartphone for 2 days...
anon8697 | xolatile: how many packs smoked did that result in?
xolatile | 70 cigs, lemme explain...
anon8697 | KEK
<ATelegramUser3> You are a sex haver and I am not, isn't that a violation of my freedoms ?
<alifib> in the light of several people killing themselves here, i'd say we need LESS bridges!
anon8697 | alifib: the main problem with your username is its lenght
emilemil | it's not exactly 8 characters, you see
alifib | :(
alifib | alifibob?
anon8697 | perfect
alifib | but my name is not bob :(

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# invoke calc and shit out only the thing, $1 or date, no excess newline
path="$(dirname "$(realpath "$0")")"
calc='calc -dp --'
if [ -z "$1" ]; then
date="$(date +"%Y%m%d")"
else
date="$(date +"$1")"
fi
x=$($calc "1/(($date/1e3-floor($date/1e3))*1e3)")
y=$($calc "p=floor($date/1e2);1/((p/1e2-floor(p/1e2))*1e2)")
z=$($calc "floor($date/1e4)")
date_reciprocal="$($calc "1/$date")"
fraction=$($calc "x=$x;1/(log(exp(1)^(pi()*x))/log(10)*x+sin(pi()*x)*x)")
exponent=$($calc "x=$x;y=$y;(pi()*1/(x+x*abs(cos(x)^-y)))^exp(1)")
final=$($calc "f=$fraction;e=$exponent;d=$date_reciprocal;p=1e30;v=(2^(exp(1)*d))/d*(floor((f+d)^ln(e))&floor((f+d)^ln(e)))%p;if(v<(p/10))v+=(p/10);print(floor(v))")
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html pre
fix="og: http://ogp.me/ns#" lang="en">
<head>
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="32x32" href="/img/chuddies/chuddicon.png">
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/style.css">
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=0.5">
<meta property="og:title" content="Schizobarometer Universal-Glow LLC Dot Co.">
<meta property="og:type" content="website">
<meta property="og:url" content="https://chud.cyou/weather">
<meta property="og:image" content="/img/chuddies/chud10.png">
<meta property="og:site_name" content="Schizobarometer 🚨🚨 Universal-Glow LLC Dot Co.">
<meta name="description" content="For Chuds, By Chuds">
<title id="title">Schizobarometer 🚨🚨 Universal-Glow LLC Dot Co.</title>
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<small><a href="https://chud.cyou/">< Back</a></small>
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<h1 style="color: purple" class="blinking-text shake subbox">Glowing Schizobarometer</h1>
<h3 class="shake-angry">(Updated Daily) Schizopressure Readings</h3>
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<p hidden>NEWSCHIZOPOSTHERE
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<li>325688875527459713896907906615</li>
<li>711425601308496644617066936103</li>
<li>373837466880440045808205122542</li>
<li>760773800468464268437307014272</li>
<li>920154909119285488866994105823</li>
<li>537434912242139118429663735257</li>
<li>767769688532393779230897518251</li>
<li>199484351601575968124026803956</li>
<li>582081740809806249957604427223</li>
<li>191738501635296979841826546827</li>
<li>347435675816766158800387202526</li>
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<li>247313662829621441256478441280</li>
<li>115906142394312128794665418965</li>
<li>980168114618484750280600197370</li>
<li>983220349384914062546656888608</li>
<li>630956309635087996034202457000</li>
<li>160408516620775252358431660415</li>
<li>924054593591583673084602072814</li>
<li>312675943065294561070350604035</li>
<li>416978267299630682308826232838</li>
<li>122357622297996903450901802641</li>
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<p class="shake">The raw log is <a href="/log">here</a></p>
<a href="https://global-mind.org/gcpdot/gcp.html">SEE here</a>
<h2 style="color: green" class="blinking-text shake">Class X - "I Made It The Fuck Up" Weather Knower</h2>
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<h3 style="color: blue" class="shake-angry">- BY the existence of frankenstien radio control computer god women, the weather is unpredictable -<br/> the solution? The free Government-sanctioned Internet Shizobarometer! Run them over with your car</h3>
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<big><p class="shake">One might think an optimised running <span style="color:yellow">urine</span> bag and trashing would be an optimal rule for ultraMarathons. Maybe to help editors, myself included, of Wikipedia a simple trawl to collect potential blue link insertions in to articles so that Wikipedia becomes even
│ ? more connected of a graph help give the reader more easy use value.</p><p class="shake-angry"><span style="color:green">>Compose a program which reports errors, ignoring macros and commands.</span><br/>lol, lmao even</p></big>
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<p class="shake">don't call me stupid I only trust the facts I find on shizo.chud.cyou, please stop calling me gay</p>
<pre class="shake-angry box2">
? Let me offer a personal example. Once upon a time, a man
│ ? offered to perform fellatio. I consented. Why not? I suppose
│ ? it is ironic that it was at the very moment that I found
│ ? another man’s mouth attempting to engage my penis that I
│ ? had this distinct epiphany: I am not a homosexual. While I
│ ? am not inclined towards homosexuality on a visceral,
│ ? instinctual level, I can nonetheless accept that pleasure is
│ ? pleasure on a physical, material level, regardless of whom or
│ ? what is stimulating it.
│ ? This is an illustration of how liberalism is based on
│ ? physicalism. From a more physical point of view, fellatio is
│ ? just stimulation of nerve cells, just as a clitoris is just a fold of
│ ? skin. The social level, with its traditional taboos, becomes
│ ? dissolved in the physical as provincial human prejudices
│ ? become relativized in light of the vaster physical universe.
│ ? Humans, as Copernicus discovered, are not the center of the
│ ? universe.
│ ? When two <span style="color:red">gay men have sex</span> or when a woman becomes a
│ ? politician, <span style="color:red">no laws of physics are broken</span>. These social
│ ? possibilities are physically possible. From a biological
│ ? perspective of genetic adaptation, however, homosexuality
│ ? defies the gene propagating function of sex, and women’s
│ ? careers tend to conflict with the biological priority of genetic
│ ? propagation and child raising.</pre>
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<p class="shake">
Please stop calling me <span style="color:red">gay</span>
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please <span style="color:red">stop</span> calling me gay
I swear I love vagina
And I love to touch that pussy
I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
Because they were women and not men
'cause I'm not <span style="color:red">gay</span>
Penises are for faggots
Penises are for gays
Penises are disgusting
So please stop calling me <span style="color:red">gay</span>
I love to have sex
With women with big breasts
I don't have sex with men
'cause if I did that would make me gay
(Yeah)
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
You are hurting my feelings
Please stop calling me gay
Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys
I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's boob
'cause I'm not gay
See me licking that pussy
It feels really good and it feels really gooshy
I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy
I like to have sex with cunts
I like to have sex with slits
I like to have sex with <span style="color:yellow">coin slots</span>
Not fucking dicks
If I had sex with a dick
That would make your point valid
But I love fucking that pussy
And I'm not a faggot
So please stop calling me gay
So please stop calling me <span style="color:red">gay</span>
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me <span style="color:red">gay</span>
Please stop calling me gay
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me gay
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<h4>Testimonies</h4>
<h5 class="shake">Imprisoned Famous Crack Head Defender Lawyer</h5>
<p class="shake">My kids wouldn't shut up until I got them "frosted flakes" and turned on the schizopressure report at 9.39</p>
<h5 class="shake-angry">first-nonmentally challenged staunch uppercase I internet arguer</h5>
<p class="shake">susan i want my money so i will ramble about the schizoweather for six and a half years</p>
<img width="600px" class="shake-angry" src="/img/jimb.avif">
<p class="shake">This page uses <b>THE <a type="text/plain" href="/spell">spell</a> and <a type="text/plain" href="/1">m4</a></b> to accurately measure schiztopressure and zionist movements</p>
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<p class="shake-angry"><span style="color:#ffaa00">name one website butter than this</span>
<b>I know you can't</b></p>
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